Gordon the Titanic leader

A question to Gordon Brown. If people from around the world phone you up and ask for advice on economic affairs what advice do you actually give them?

A. How to fool the people into paying huge amounts of extra tax and get nothing to show for the money taken from them!

I would love to ask our great leader a couple of questions but unfortunately as I reported earlier the PMs e-mail site has been down for some time and looks as though it will never see the light of day ever again. The site went down in late June but apparently we can use the new 'twitter' service. What twit thought that one up.

I have another problem, Tony Blair was the PM and Gordon was the Chancellor, responsible for the economy. Tony apparently as PM had nothing to do with the economy, thatbwas Gordon's job.

So what exactly is Gordon doing getting involved in the economy of the UK, surely that is the job of Alastair Darling, or what is the point of Darling. Actually with action man Gordon what is the point in anybody else doing anything at all, if they succeed it is because of Gordon, if they fail it is down to them.

I really cannot wait for the impending cabinet reshuffle, now that is when we find out who the real supporters of Gordon are. Talk about the Titanic! Where is the orchestra?