A Nose Picking Aspidistra
Gordon is wasted on this country. He should be elected as the new President of the United States of America, he should also be the non elected President of the United States of Europe, and the new Head of the United Nations. Furthermore, the task of heading up the International Monetary Fund and the World Bank is also surely not beyond his capabilities.
May I suggest that Gordon immediately ask the Queen to come to No. 10 so that she can hear his proposals and that she accepts his resignation with immediate effect. He can also head up the NATO force in Aghanistan and Bin Laden should surrender immediately, because he now stands no chance.
Nothing is beyond the capabilities of Gordon, he is a colossus, he is a nose picking Aspidistra!
May I suggest that Gordon immediately ask the Queen to come to No. 10 so that she can hear his proposals and that she accepts his resignation with immediate effect. He can also head up the NATO force in Aghanistan and Bin Laden should surrender immediately, because he now stands no chance.
Nothing is beyond the capabilities of Gordon, he is a colossus, he is a nose picking Aspidistra!
posted by Catch22 at 11:20 AM
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