A stitch in time

"My father used to say 'a stitch in time saves nine' and I think that's an important message." says Gordon the Great.

Could this be Gordons 'I used to go to watch Jackie Milburn when I was on the terraces moment' I don't know about anybody else but Gordon's quote is something my mother might have said, but my father, wow maybe we know why Gordon is the way he is. He's pulling the old son of the Manse bit again isn't he, who is advising the man.

If this is Gordon being sorry then you know where I'm going on this, the war in Afghanistan, the war and occupation of Iraq, get them out, bring them home, stop the killing, and accept that you were wrong, that you have blood on your hands Gordon.

As for me, tell you what my father might have said 'Don't mess with me son, just don't mess with me, now go and do as your mother tells you'. Only the mess word might be a bit higher on the not to be used scale.

This is all getting beyond parody, please put us out of our misery. As Darling might say, we are all so 'pissed off' with you Gordon.

You have so messed up, now you think by fessing up that makes it alright does it, do you really think so, well make my day punk, do you feel lucky, do you feel lucky? Lock and load!