Miss Smith

Let's legalise it all. We can then have earnings taxed, we can have regular health checks, of both parties, we can also start living in the real world where men, and women, are really nothing other than slaves, albeit wage slaves.

I mean look at the reality of the sex trade. Use of pornographic material to stimulate, look at people getting dressed up to satisfy a fantasy. Sales of fine lingerie will diminish, nursing uniforms, maybe even Prince Harry will struggle to find a Nazi uniform to wear at a fancy dress party.

Nick, you know by now where my mind takes me so I will stop here, but I think this one will be in the next labour party manifesto, then we can all laugh when they lose.

However, I will end on a serious note, the trafficking of women for sex must end, get the traffickers and the pimps. The sad women who have to sell their bodies to fund drug addiction, they are the ones who need help, and the police could do something about that, and we have to ask how women do seem to be able to operate with impunity, much to their detriment.

We also still have the serious problem of rent boys, that issue also needs addressing. However, the solution is not the one proposed by Miss Smith, the worst Home Secretary since Jack Straw.