Where are the Royal Family

That's right, seek solace in alocohol, haven't you heard, prohibition is around the corner, we might as well all take to the bottle, even so absynth would be a better choice, after all absynth makes the heart grow fonder. Bye for now, revision calls.

Mind you could not the government bring in a law banning usary, and alcohol, and as for women they are just so immodest these days, the sun will give them skin cancer after all, cover up girls. Now, I wonder what sort of society we are going for. Maybe, like the great Cromwell we could even ban Christmas.

By the way, in this time of national emergency, exactly where is the Queen and the wonderful Princes of the realm? Surely not in Afganistan!